Let's make a lot of money together!
by TwistNHook on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM CDT
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If there's one thing that us West Coast people love to do, it's make money. Lots and lots of money. I know simple country folk like yourself, enjoy the smaller things in life, like making friends laugh and petting a dog. But out here in Monifornia, it's all about one thing and one thing. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. That and drinking our soy latte chai tea venti coffees, while our monkey butlers clean off our Hummers with iPads covered in golden tissues.
So, punch those friends in the face, throw that dog down the well, and welcome to the Pac10! On behalf of the California Golden Blogs and all the other Pac10 blogs out there, I wanted to welcome you guys to the Pac10. It sounds like you are wavering a little bit in your decision here. Pac10? SEC? World Cup Group B? Look, I get it, you have a lot of dreams. I do, too. My dreams mostly consist of me combing my hair. With money.
And with the Pac16, or the Big Pac, or the Pac10 Plus Texas Plus Other Teams Not Named Texas Who The Pac10 Had To Offer To Get Texas all together, we can make that money. And then, you, too, can drink your overpriced coffee concoction while your butlers do all the housework. So, come on over to the California Golden Blogs, or any other of our delightful Pac10 sites and meet your new friends!
PS Nobody tell Kansas State about this, OK? It'll just be our little secret.
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Listen A&M, you really don’t want to be a part of this conference. I mean, do you really want to have to travel to Pullman every year? Plus, those Seattle people stole your “12th Man” slogan and gave it to their NFL team. Come on, you want to go to the SEC don’t you?
Oh don’t get me wrong, we’d love to have ya. Suuuuuure we would. I just think that you’re so much closer to the SEC and they have all those nice beaches in the golf coast with free oil on them. I just think you’d be a better fit there.
Don’t worry it’s not you, it’s us. We just don’t really fit well together. We’ll be fine, we’ll call Utah and see if they’re interested in coming along.
So we’re cool right? Cool. Have fun in the SEC.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Wait...
…I would have expected this kind of post on a Baylor and/or TT board. Both of those schools are behind A & M in a lot of ways I think.
And remember Baylor has that thing called religion that seems to terrify Cal LOL…
http://twitter.com/ChipBrownOB/status/15791099766
I’m not really a religious person myself but that’s just lame on Cal’s part IMO.
Religious scares me, too. When I see a religious person walking my deal, I usually play dead. Just to be safe!
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LOL
But I don’t feel guilty to what I said…cause I’m a Georgia fan who just endured Tebow’s bullshit for four years. If I can survive that, ya’ll can survive Baylor’s God and all its mediocre teams as well!
Actually, the real reason is that the Pac-10 can only have one set of Bears.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
That would make sense.
I can see how bears might came across as more frightening than Baptists.
by RGI12 on Jun 10, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Passing out on a bench in the park is not “playing dead.” The police have told you that several times now.
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Chip Brown made the whole Baylor thing up. He is doing UT's dirty work.
Baylor was never an option. They used Brown to float the idea UT was fighting for little Baylor, in case Nebraska stayed and the B12 continued on. Once Nebraska was gone, they used Brown to throw Cal under the bus.
No one from Cal ever said a fonking thing. They didn’t even have to. Everyone knew Baylor was never going, especially over CU.
Brown is a UT hack selling OrangeBloods subscriptions in a nice little quid pro quo with the UT ADept.
Not much of a bus. I don’t mind Cal being the bad guy as long as we don’t get Baylor.
"UC Davis??? hahahahaha" - Aaron Rodgers
by atomsareenough on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the warm welcome, TwistNHook.
I’m not sure if we’re headed to the Pac-10 or the SEC yet, but regardless of our conference affiliation, I always enjoy the special brand of humor y’all dispense at California Golden Blogs.
And thanks for the suggestion, I’m gonna add a monkey butler to my shopping list.
Monkey Butlers are the best! Go down to Joe’s Monkey Butlers, tell them Twist sent you. You’ll get a great deal on rhesus!
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www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Pet Shop Boys said it best...
…let’s make lots of money!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU7dV_eHPUQ&NR=1
CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.
Think I was laughing too hard to comment when I first read this
anyways, thanks for the warm welcome, Twist.
I’m still looking at going to the SEC, but if we end up in the PacX-traSpecial Conference, I’ll enjoy hanging out with you guys on your blogs.
P.S. Can someone in Oregon slap Jeremiah Masoli for me? As someone who enjoys watching college football, I am disappointed he just pissed away his whole college career, and I won’t be able to watch him on television anymore. TIA.
I'm kinda glad he's gone
Now another fast, lanky QB can take over and run over ASU’s defense.
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by Cory Williams on Jun 11, 2010 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions
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