Damn you, damn you, damn you, damn you.

I feel bad for Derrick Roland, but am glad he appears to be taking this in stride and moving on with his life and his professional career.

They couldn't even give him a half season of eligibility back?

I'd actually prefer to tell the NCAA to go perform an acrobatically impossible sexual act, but this is a family blog network, so I'll have to be satisfied with telling them to go to H-E-double-hockey-sticks-exclamation-exclamation-exclamation-bold font-bold font-bold font.